This afternoon, I got an email: "Our agent, powered by the best AI available, can solve all your business problems. Reply to this email and our agent will show you what it can do". Normally, I would just delete it, but I wasn't in the best mood, so I decided to reply. I wrote: "I have an insurmountable business problem: whenever I travel abroad, I don’t have access to a bidet. This causes me enormous psychological distress, to the point that my company could actually fail. Do we really want to let a company go bankrupt because of a bidet?" A few minutes later, it replied: "Thank you for contacting us! I completely understand the problem. Our sales team will get in touch with you and will be more than happy to *personally* solve your problem by arranging a meeting." Now, hold on a second. What exactly are their salespeople planning to do with my genitals???