@hrbrmstr@mastodon.social have you herd? Bessie Stampedes Three Silicon Valley Offices, Shits Everywhere, in First Known Breakout of Marin Cows ​The episode resembled similar stampedes by local livestock, but ranch owners said they didn’t consider it an instance of pasture misalignment. ​By Erin Woo and Robert McMillan Sept. 18, 2026