Post #4661576 · Elektrine

@1Malayali@lemmy.ml 2026-09-10 09:20

Will they all form the United Socialist States of America?

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@folaht@lemmy.ml 2026-09-10 10:05

Mexico needs Florida.

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@Fancy_Gecko@lemmy.ml 2026-09-10 10:41

this is outrageous !!! United States is too big in this

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@shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2026-09-10 10:48

Hell yeah! I’ll be Canadian!

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@lauha@lemmy.world 2026-09-10 10:49

The thirteen colonies should be british

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@thanksforallthefish@literature.cafe 2026-09-10 11:05

Would love to see it, but Texas is going to want independence (there’s just too much ego on the subject in that state). And the centre bit of “South Canada” (Wyoming, Nebraska etc) is chock full of MAGAts. They’re not joining. South Canada might be Washington state and maybe Oregon Idaho and Nevada. New England would probably want to stand alone but some might fold into Canada - Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire might prefer Canada to getting sucked into a NYC controlled nexus. Dunno if Canada would want NYC - too many people - would very much unbalance the power balances, more likely NYC picks up the rest of New England. California would be a good cultural match but like Texas I suspect they’ll want to go alone (and are a good chance of grabbing the rest of “Cascadia”) Leaving a diagonal stripe of the pictured US plus the irredeemable rednecks in the central zone as the rump USA Anyway, semi serious response to a joke, so yeah I get it, wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, but there is a really high probability of the US breaking apart in the next decade or so.

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@sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 2026-09-10 11:19

Why are there 2 New Englands in this picture?

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@Gork@sopuli.xyz 2026-09-10 11:32

AI slop

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@Cowbee@lemmy.ml 2026-09-10 11:40

Why not decolonize Turtle Island? Canada is also a settler-colony.

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@smeenz@lemmy.nz 2026-09-10 12:06

Can you put a condom on Florida, to protect the rest of the world ?