This should be the quote of the year: "I don't know if you've ever been in a urinal and wore sandals, you sometimes feel those droplets. They could be yours, they might be your neighbor's. Well, the idea was to stop that completely." --Tadd Truscott, fluid dynamicist, King Abdullah University of Science and Technology, Saudi Arabia. #IgNobel https://www.npr.org/2026/09/03/nx-s1-5950370/ig-nobel-awards-kissing-urinals-move-switzerland