2026-05-07 16:45 UTC
Excited to fly first class for the first time. I just hope I’m not seated next to riffraff who are only flying first class because it cost just $173 this time for some reason.
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@bonkers@nerdculture.de 2026-05-07 18:35
@Dennis@beige.party then it's "not privileged enough sorta first class, just above those wankers in the economy"
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@chronovore@infosec.exchange 2026-05-07 18:42
@Dennis@beige.party be certain that you glower with disgust at the peasants shambling onto the plane forcing them to furtively look away like the vermin they are. For emphasis, slowly sip your preflight drink that clearly indicates proof of your superiority. This is how the air crew will know you are a true 1st class flier and not just some rank stowaway who got an upgrade.