Me, to Augs: Pop quiz! You're upstairs and you need scissors. You know that across the hall is my office and there are scissors there. What do you do? Augs: I walk down the two sets of stairs to my office to get scissors that I know for certain are not fabric scissors. Me: Good answer! Augs: I am so scared right now and it was just a hypothetical. Did someone make a wrong decision? Me: Yes, but that person was not you, so rejoice!