There exists a social platform, which I had an account on, used primarily to talk to people and send them funny things. I have lost access today because evidently I am not a real person. My crime was looking at the profile of another user and my sentence was to complete a selfie verification or lose access. I gave this AI an image of my middle finger and proceeded to feed it a series of words that I have yet to find an AI to be ok with, but you know evidently I'm the one that's not real.