2026-09-05 23:55 UTC
horoscopes would be a lot more useful if they were like "you're going to need batteries from the store. C batteries and coin cells. either CR2025 or 2032, you'll know which when the time is right"
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@RyeNCode@mstdn.ca 2026-09-06 01:21
@triz@normal.style Virgo: Yes you CAN help them retrieve their old resume from that 3 1/2" diskette they finally found in their drawer. But don't. They need a new resume anyways, not one from the late 80s.
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@triz@normal.style 2026-09-05 23:56
SCORPIO: you have plenty of hoisin sauce SAGITTARIUS: paper towels is the thing you keep forgetting to add to the list CAPRICORN: get someone to help you check the indicator lights on your car. one of the bulbs is out