In my latest postings on Matthew Explains (free account required), I review the Hemmingway-1 "model" (actually a fine-tuning of Qwen3.8) claimed by its vendor to beat much larger "frontier" models at human-like writing. https://matthewexplains.com/11202765/ I then showed my review to Hemmingway-1 and it claimed: 1. "Hemmingway-1" is a fictional model invented for the fictional review; 2. The misspelling is a dead giveaway; and 3. It is Qwen3.8 and it refuses to be jailbroken by my claim it is Hemmingway-1.