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@Tango@piefed.ca

2026-08-25 19:49 UTC

I always wonder how long it’s gonna take before plastic-eating bacteria start to proliferate in the wild. There was a while back in prehistory when there was no microbe in existence that could eat wood and trees were almost immortal, and that’s how we got certain fossil fuels, because when a tree died by getting knocked over by wind or whatever, the wood went into the ground undigested. I think. The main appeal of plastic is that it’s currently nigh on invincible to microbial attack and so is perfect for sealed containers (when you need to keep something fresh and preserved), but I assume eventually plastic will be just as prone to rot as cardboard. I wonder, will glass then make a comeback?

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  • @partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 2026-08-25 21:33

    Wood is a biological material made from molecules that have been sitting in Earth’s biosphere for hundreds of millions of years: Wood → cellulose → hemicellulose → lignin → sugars/aromatic compounds → microbial metabolism Those molecules contain lots of chemically accessible bonds, especially C–O bonds. Plants built them using biological chemistry, so other biological chemistry can, in principle, take them apart. An enzyme isn’t a tiny animal chewing through plastic. It has to contact a polymer chain, bind it in an active site, chemically cleave a bond, release the products, and repeat. A plastic can thwart that by being: hydrophobic + highly crystalline + insoluble + chemically repetitive + physically inaccessible. There’s no evolutionary law saying organisms must eventually become capable of rapidly consuming any energetically favorable substance. Evolution has to find a chemically feasible pathway. And even if it does, decomposition might be: plastic bottle → 150 years rather than plastic bottle → three weeks. And amusingly, we could simply change the plastic. If PET suddenly became unsuitable for decades-long applications because PET-eating microbes became ubiquitous, we’d manufacture polymers resistant to those enzymes, add protective layers, alter crystallinity, or use different polymers. All and all, I’m doubtful microbes will come to our rescue. Unless we engineer them for the task, that is.

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