Welp, We've had our national emergency broadcast alert about not having a bbq through the electric telephone. I do hope corporate execs received one about not starting a datacentre or expecting shareholder compensation when the licence on their water company expires ,or prosecuting arsonists hired by equity firms and property developers, or how about no more north sea drilling or sending arms to genocidal states that blow up entire oil fields. Or power companies about not taking the piss, or billionaires having private planes and superyachts. Fucking pointless noise. Alert me when youve doubled the reservoir capicity of the UK, and sieved the turds out of the ocean, jerkoff. I'm having fucking lasagne.i've already not been setting fire to the countryside over 50 years. That must be why they sent me two fucking alerts. Burnham you corporate fuckpuppet, go do something real. #EmergencyAlert