2026-02-15 16:00 UTC
Replies (13)
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@HorikBrun@kbin.earth 2026-02-15 17:12
And his name? Colin Robinson.
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@proudblond@lemmy.world 2026-02-15 16:36
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@digital_man@lemmy.world 2026-02-15 16:19
“And not in a good way..”
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@Siethron@lemmy.world 2026-02-16 14:06
Ah yes energy vampires
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@daggermoon@lemmy.world 2026-02-16 11:04
Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.
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@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-02-16 00:21
Some people would pay good money for that!
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@jaycifer@lemmy.world 2026-02-16 13:21
https://youtu.be/i384yhdqQ64
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@HrabiaVulpes@lemmy.world 2026-02-16 10:52
Top be fair, it's quite likely that half the stories of vampires are really about people like this. Just imagine, you are visiting someone important. They do anything violent, they aren't particularly hostile. Just being in their house or around them makes you tired quickly for no apparent reason. You return to your home exhausted and pale. Yup, must have been a vampire.
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@pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-15 19:33
True story.
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@U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 2026-02-15 16:56
i lived with one at one point. 100% not recommended https://health.clevelandclinic.org/energy-vampire
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2026-02-16 15:00
Only ONE a day? I have to move there.
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@MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2026-02-16 10:33
Huh. We had pizza for lunch at work once. Every one had garlic bread. Yet my life sucking coworkers are still here...
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@daggermoon@lemmy.world 2026-02-16 11:07
Maybe it is Ben Shapiro in drag.