2026-09-24 23:30 UTC
Sylvester Graham: I've invented these crackers specifically to eradicate lust and sinful inclinations
The Devil: now break them in half & put chocolate & a roasted marshmallow in the middle
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-09-24 23:40
@nash@labyrinth.social Dang, I knew cornflakes were supposed to be lust busting breakfast cereal but did not know that graham crackers were intended the same way. "Shoot, this delicious graham cracker didn't kill my sex drive! I guess I have to have another. For morality and all."
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@digipooch@lgbtqia.space 2026-09-25 08:18
@nash@labyrinth.social I mean, s'mores are indeed 'sinful' by virtue of being awful I do like graham crackers in milk though mr graham can remain in hell