2026-10-05 21:14 UTC
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@madengineering@hachyderm.io 2026-10-05 21:19
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I've hit a deer while driving home. It was 2am after a night shift, and the deer darted out in front of the roadand then got stunned by my headlights. I braked, but only managed to slow down to half the speed I was going out when the deer bonked off my hood. It stood up in confusion, and then ran back into the forest. I like to imagine it immediately went to it's deer friends: DEER: "GUYS, GUYS, I JUST RAN INTO A DEMON! IT HAD HORRIBLE GLOWING EYES AND GROWLED AS IT MOVED, AND IT PUSHED ME, BUT I GOT AWAY." Other deer: "Man, you need to stop eating the weird berries."
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@gdinwiddie@mastodon.social 2026-10-05 21:47
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social My mother once totaled a rental car hitting a black steer on the road in Australia. The nearest rancher "couldn't say" if it was from his herd or not.