Every election in a European country is: “The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government. “The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay. “All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”