2026-04-13 05:03 UTC
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
Replies (4)
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@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-13 06:41
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
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@faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2026-04-13 08:56
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says "help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory"...
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@betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 07:31
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
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@dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-13 09:32
"Now is the time to act" "Business will go your way