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@toynbee@piefed.social

2026-04-02 15:24 UTC

My wife was in the funeral industry for a while and studying mortuary sciences. She says she left because it was too depressing being pressured to upsell grieving families all the time.

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  • @xkbx@startrek.website 2026-04-02 15:53

    Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

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  • @Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-02 20:12

    There is a lesson here. Have these conversations today with your loved ones about final arrangements. I promise you that many of them would rather be buried in a casket from Costco and have the money spent on literally anything else. This is ***especially*** true if they're going to be cremated.

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