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  You have effectively summarized an old Dilbert comic.

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  Maze sitting in a cat trap That’s (a poorly focused picture of) Ripley sitting in the same cat trap. It seems they work.

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  I tried to follow the curve but just ended up bonking my nose on the screen.

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  It's like [plumage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plumage).

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  Once, when I was exploring my delinquent side, I went to a party that involved a lot of drinking. I didn't partake but everyone else did. It happened at a property that detained aggressive dogs. The owners of the property, for whatever reason, weren't home. That's why the party happened. At one point a bunch of us - that is to say, many drunken people and I, the only sober person - went out on the roof and hung out. At one point I stumbled and almost fell from the roof into the pen...

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  According to the *Blade* movies, both.

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  Recently I went to the hospital for a surgery. It was scheduled for 0630 and they told me no food or drink after 1800 the previous night. I heeded that. At 1100 they told me they were cancelling the surgery. I said "does this mean I can have some water?" They laughed and brought me 28oz of ginger ale. It was delicious.

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  My brother recently told me that, if he turned out to be autistic, it'd probably be okay because he likes figuring out the rulesets of complicated systems.

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  I learned that from *Slumdog Millionaire*.

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  So your eyelids reflect your soul?

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  So how long have you lived in Baltimore?

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  Cognitive behavioral therapy, right? ... Right? Back on Reddit, I once saw a lengthy debate about whether this or what you meant should be the default assumption when seeing that acronym. I don't think either participant left satisfied, which I suppose was appropriate.

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  I'm a man, but I like it when my wife has orgasms. Often I do, too. Sometimes the two coincide and I really like that. I suspect men of old also loved their lovers, though not universally. Hopefully the ladies came as well.

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  I don’t see an issue with it. There are maybe a few things I would say differently, but every IT job I’ve worked has had poorer language in the documentation, even sometimes the ones we distribute to customers.

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  Isn't almost everyone a namee? That is, someone who has been on the receiving end of a name?

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  You might live forever.