2026-09-12 12:59 UTC
Impressive
Replies (5)
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@RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2026-09-12 13:09
Anal sex isn’t even impressive anymore. Gotta do sounding to even have a bitch of a chance.
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@Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2026-09-12 13:12
What’s wrong with three day old pizza?
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@myyass@lemmy.world 2026-09-13 05:22
This is kind of like the feet thing. Girlfriend asks, what color do you want me to paint my toe nails? Uh, whatever you want. Another one says I’m going to make my feet look pretty for you. Uh, you do you. Another one is like I want to massage your feet; I’m good, no thank you.
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@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2026-09-12 13:57
Let’s fuck, grandma! Let’s fuck grandma! Commas don’t matter as much as we thought after all.
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@laranis@lemmy.zip 2026-09-12 18:38
Fastest way to a man’s heart is through the what now?