@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw @occult@vox.ominous.net Today's national news from the state-owned broadcasting company is that a footballer from Norway cut his hair. To be fair it's no longer the headliner. https://www.nrk.no/sport/haaland-med-ny-sveis_-_-bildene-kommer-til-a-ga-verden-rundt-1.17998609