2026-09-21 21:12 UTC
Fuck that. Emailing coworkers shouldn’t be a formal thing. Just wastes everyone’s time.
I wrote my last email today and it was literally just 3 sentences.
Hi, tomorrow is my last day, thanks for the good time.
Snacks and champagne in the break room at 1pm.
My socials if you wanna keep in touch.
I could have had the company-mandated AI make it “professional” and unnecessarily long but nah, I’d rather be human.
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@echodot@feddit.uk 2026-09-22 06:04
I love that you’re giving everyone champagne at lunchtime. The rest of the day is going to have negative productivity.