2026-09-24 17:40 UTC
Step 1. Drink AI Kool-Aid
Step 2. Fire staff (30K real human lost jobs) from AWS and other critical IT roles. Try to replace everyone with shitty AI.
Step 3. Why isn't stuff working? Why are our competitors winning?
*pikachu face*
Step 4. Amazon/AWS is reaching back out to workers it laid off and asking them to come back.
Step 5. ????
Step 6. Profit.
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/amazon-rehires-laid-off-workers-ai-roles-1821575
Replies (7)
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@harib_murshidi@mastodon.social 2026-09-24 17:48
@nixCraft@mastodon.social Werkers of the world unite, etc. , etc.
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@vault42_eu@mastodon.social 2026-09-24 18:16
@nixCraft@mastodon.social how the turntables have turned
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@digitalkrampus@mastodon.social 2026-09-24 18:42
@nixCraft@mastodon.social this might be where I'd ask for double my salary to come back and fix the mess.
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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange 2026-09-24 18:46
@nixCraft@mastodon.social amazon is just such a bad place to work at. It chews and spits people out and says look we pay you enough to do that
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@elfin@mstdn.social 2026-09-24 20:56
@nixCraft@mastodon.social Step 6 has a problem ... when (if) people come back, they're going to want A Lot More Money.
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@zotho@mastodon.social 2026-09-27 08:06
@nixCraft@mastodon.social go to hell, Amazon
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@anorak_Al@mastodon.social 2026-09-27 11:27
@nixCraft@mastodon.social 🤪🤪🤪