2026-05-02 10:52 UTC
Replies (20)
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@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza 2026-05-02 13:49
@Njord@zeroes.ca Because I like to poop with friends.
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@mynameisrichard@mastodon.social 2026-05-02 11:04
@Njord@zeroes.ca I don't. The cat has me. Or does that count as a right answer?
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@Dj4n90@mastodon.social 2026-05-02 11:13
@Njord@zeroes.ca My two cats are the best antidepressants I've ever had!
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@js@mastodon.nl 2026-05-02 11:16
@Njord@zeroes.ca Ten intact toes is way too many to wake up with.
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@oblomov@sociale.network 2026-05-02 11:21
@Njord@zeroes.ca I don't have a cat.* * this answer is technically right, since I don't have a cat, but feels extremely wrong in context.
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@len@nyan.network 2026-05-02 11:33
@Njord@zeroes.ca living breathing hot water bottles! :jackal_happy:
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@VWDasher@mymasto.com 2026-05-02 11:35
@Njord@zeroes.ca I need more things broken in the night
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@TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 2026-05-02 11:36
@Njord@zeroes.ca Because she makes an excellent reading lamp 😹
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@cptbutton@dice.camp 2026-05-02 11:38
@Njord@zeroes.ca Free random mole organs left on porch.
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@amlor@fux.am 2026-05-02 11:41
@Njord@zeroes.ca it keeps me hostage
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@cb@boop.bleepbop.space 2026-05-02 11:57
@Njord@zeroes.ca @oblomov@sociale.network I wanted a pet raccoon and also desperately need new glasses
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@Nine@chitter.xyz 2026-05-02 11:58
@Njord@zeroes.ca because the cats are holding me hostage
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@mathcel@mathstodon.xyz 2026-05-02 12:37
@Njord@zeroes.ca I want to get rid of my settee.
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@Sevardin@tech.lgbt 2026-05-02 12:40
@Njord@zeroes.ca Because cleaning the cat box is super-fun!
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@turtlewolfbear@universeodon.com 2026-05-02 13:34
@Njord@zeroes.ca I enjoy waking up to someone trying to eat my hair.
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@Thebratdragon@mastodon.scot 2026-05-02 13:35
@Njord@zeroes.ca I don't!
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@erisceleste@tech.lgbt 2026-05-02 13:48
@Njord@zeroes.ca tbh i still don't know, we visited Rayne's parents one time and came back with CC entirely without me processing what had actually occurred
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@Jorsh@beige.party 2026-05-02 13:58
@Njord@zeroes.ca Let me ask her.
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@955_36@sfba.social 2026-05-02 15:09
@Njord@zeroes.ca I felt it was wasteful to just throw away cardboard boxes.
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@scunneen@mastodon.social 2026-05-02 16:11
@Njord@zeroes.ca He tirelessly defends the house from ghosts. We haven't seen a single ghost since he came here! Clearly he does his job well.