2026-09-07 03:13 UTC
“Everyone survived and nobody went to jail”.
I’m adopting this as my new definition for success in everything I do.
I suspect my failure rate for all things will now drop a few percentage points.
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@elithebearded@fed.qaz.red 2026-09-07 06:18
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I worked with a woman who congratulated me on getting my kid to 21 without him getting someone pregnant or going to jail. Similar energy
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@skjeggtroll@mastodon.online 2026-09-07 05:09
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Mine's "The building still stands and nothing is on fire." Occasionally adapted to "and nothing is currently on fire" as the situation requires.