2026-08-17 01:09 UTC
Earth is so advanced, everyone has fussy little moustaches!
Earthers: Just launch attacks on first contact! We live in bunkers! Animals vill be bred unt slaughtered!
Aliens: Ha ha suck it stock footage of buildings going down!
Earthers: We'll trust everything to this unknown supergenius! He's unreliable!" (turns out he's played by Baron Harkonnen)
#monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-17 01:23
Super-geniuses can use synth loops to hypnotize anyone. And Dirk can turn his eyes yellow to do telekinesis & kiss girls. Hyperactive synth music = fight scene. … pacing of every scene is either cut like Romper Room on pixie sticks, or geriatrics on quaaludes. In the future, R2-D2 is a defective robot who serves whiskey for breakfast. Apparently Humans are being harvested by aliens? Well, that's just a side story to the heists. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979