Super-geniuses can use synth loops to hypnotize anyone. And Dirk can turn his eyes yellow to do telekinesis & kiss girls. Hyperactive synth music = fight scene. … pacing of every scene is either cut like Romper Room on pixie sticks, or geriatrics on quaaludes. In the future, R2-D2 is a defective robot who serves whiskey for breakfast. Apparently Humans are being harvested by aliens? Well, that's just a side story to the heists. #monsterdon #StarOdyssey1979