2026-08-17 01:09 UTC
Okay, so this #monsterdon takes place in the future when Earth has big, fancy space ships. A flying saucer decides to fly by earth and does a survey; the people inside it look like humans, except they wear silver and their leader is having a Notable Hair Day. Meanwhile, the human humans have taken to wearing blue suit things that combine the worst features of robes and starfleet uniforms.
Anyway, the aliens scan Earth and determine we have pollution and cows. Then they start shooting earth.
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-08-17 01:11
We get some stock footage of buildings exploding. Then the humans in the blue suits are like "ZOMG the aliens just blew up our military in Okinawa!" They try shooting the flying saucer, but their puny armaments do nothing. Then the humans are like "omg aliens are fucking our shit up, to solve this problem we'll need a movie star!" #monsterdon