2026-04-20 01:51 UTC
Replies (13)
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@flargh@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 03:09
@grammargirl@zirk.us @fletchen@mindly.social likes to remind me that all the wild turkeys in our area (eastern MA) are descended from NY stock, which explains their bad attitude and their desire to create gridlock at every opportunity.
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@20002ist@thepit.social 2026-04-20 01:58
@grammargirl NOTORIOUS
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@2003MugishaPhocit@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 02:38
@grammargirl I have reared some turkeys in the previous years. That is a male one. How many of them do are you having?
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@GreatBigTable@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 02:57
@grammargirl there have been some wild turkeys on the grounds where I work in the past. I thought they were wonderful to see, but they did get a little aggressive with some people. They are much smarter, and agile, than people give them credit. One of my favorite work memories was watching a posse of Tom turkeys putting security through their paces as they tried to round up and evict the group. At one point, a security cruiser was in slow pursuit of half of them through the parking lot. 😂
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@CavedaleRhones@sfba.social 2026-04-20 03:17
@grammargirl Judging from his display, I think he likes you.
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@3janeTA@beige.party 2026-04-20 03:31
@grammargirl what a grand turkey!
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org 2026-04-20 03:33
@grammargirl 👀
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@467@ieji.de 2026-04-20 03:37
@grammargirl Well that's a wild guest you have
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@deepmud@mas.to 2026-04-20 03:37
@grammargirl how I used to love messing with the turkeys! If you puff yourself up real big and act like they do, they respond wonderfully. 🤣. Having said that, they are actually dangerous to toddlers.
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@cafechatnoir@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 03:40
@grammargirl Absolute Unit.
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party 2026-04-20 05:05
@grammargirl Must be springtime. You know, mating season.
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@benroyce@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 05:13
@grammargirl sometimes i think "ben franklin wanted our national bird to be the turkey LOL" other times i think "well, you know, if you think about it..."
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@weezmgk@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 09:43
@grammargirl feed him cranberries. Lots of them. And bread stuffing with sage.