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  If your Mastodon banner art features flying saucers, I, for one, want to follow you. Bong hits 4 extraterrestrial craft.

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  I, for one, am in a mood today. So if you can't be arsed to boost a post of mine rather than just liking it, I in return, won't be following your ass -- if I'm not already following you. Mastodon: We each make our own rules here, especially the moderators.

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  Unsealed documents reveal Microsoft executives' awareness that Ai scraping under the guise of fair use was, "...the greatest theft of labor in human history." Side effect: Mining news for Ai training also decimated news organizations' ability to perform their important public service. In defense of Ai, though, the use of automated plagiarism is dumbing down the population to the point where there will soon be nothing left worth scraping. https://www.wonkette.com/p/openai-and-mi...

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  Schrödinger's Mitch McConnell. We're still waiting 4 Schrödinger's Trump/Epstein files Bong hits 4 Jesus. #EpsteinFiles #MitchMcConnell #IreneRyan #BeverlyHillbillies

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  I recently started, "Just asking questions," with my family. You know, the way Tucker Carlson does. Now none of them are speaking to me anymore. I haven't copyrighted this yet -- and I don't know if Tucker Carlson has either. So feel free to do this with the people in YOUR life. Bong hits 4 Jesus. #Family #Communication #TuckerCarlson

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  Bing huts 4 Hesus. Bing hits 4 Jesus. Bong hits 4 Jesus. Duck!

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  Hey, friends, reading the AltText that our friends on the Fediverse provide with their visual imagery can be as much fun -- if not more -- as enjoying the visuals themselves. You'd be amazed at what kind of Easter eggs people are providing in their verbal descriptions. Might even inspire YOU to up your AltText game, too, also. #AltText #EasterEggs

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  @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I boost 4 bikes. Bong hits 4 Jesus.

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  Attention John Mastodon: If you could just go ahead and include a feature that allows those of us who appropriate memes from the Fediverse to have the existing AltText ride along with the image -- so that we don't need to write it afresh -- that would be really great, m'kay? #MemeAppropriation #BillLumbergh #OfficeSpace #AltText

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  That moment when it dawned on Russia's Putin that taking over Ukraine wouldn't be as easy as taking over the US Republican Party. #Ukraine #Putin #RepublicanParty #USPolitics

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  One small bong hit 4 Jesus. One giant bong hit for mankind. #BongHits4Jesus

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  Semi-rhetorical question about the current chief executive of a North Amercan country: How much shit could a shitposter post if a shit poster posted nothing but shit? #Cyclospora #Trumparrhea #TruthSocial

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  To be easy to identify as non-Ai, include an ambiguous catchphrase in your social media posts. Bong hits 4 Jesus.

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  So, is anybody looking forward to the spectacle of an adjudicated rapist and alleged child-molester appearing on corporate TV tonight to justify ratfucking the US midterm elections? Secondly, what's to be done about an ongoing conspiracy from the White House to steal the midterms? #USPolitics #MidternElections #PresidentialAddress

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  Seen today on teh internets: Photographer Janis Joplin put up this proof-of-life photo of her good friend Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) hanging out with wife Elaine and some close (definitely living) friends. From left: Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, McConnell, Teddy Roosevelt, Charles Manson, Elaine Chao, Linus from Peanuts, John Lennon, Robin Williams, and Jimi Hendrix. Elvis had just left the building so he's not in the photo, but he had a 20-minute conversation with the recuperating Se...

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  @lonespur@mastodon.social One hates to see the Republicans in disaray.

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  If you enjoy the tune "Stairway To Heaven" and you have DuckDuckGo's video player, you can enjoy this rendition of the tune performed by a Japanese ensemble with traditional instruments and guitars. (It's a firmly held religious belief of mine NOT to promote YouTube.) You can thank Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman, if you want to thank somebody. duck://player/RnxI0mgAqgY #StairwayToHeaven

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  The late Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) really was a wuss. He didn't even give us a show like Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is doing. Here's what you can say about both of them though: They didn't leave too soon, and they won't be missed. #LindseyGraham #MitchMcConnell #DeadSenators

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  Seen on teh internets: #MitchMcConnell

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  My two remaining working brain neurons just sparked and served up the thought that when JD Vance called Trump "America's Hitler," in 2016, he meant it as a compliment. Clearly Trump must have taken it that way, and Trump's followers certainly do. #USPolitics #AmericasHitler #JDVance

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  Sure he's corrupt to the bone, a conman, a fraudster, a liar, an alleged child molester, and an adjudicated rapist, but at least Trump's misuse of government power and the Federal purse is forcing some USians to confront the reality behind 250 years of self-serving myths. Happy Fourth of July. #JulyFourth #USPolitics #Trump #America250

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  Name one person who could instantly turn his popularity numbers around by dying on the Fourth of July. If you live in the US, feel free NOT to post your answer on social media.

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  Happy Canada Day to all my Canadian friends and followers! #CanadaDay

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  @Sheril@mastodon.social I absolutely loved Pluribus and the nonpareil Rhea Seehorn's performance in it. It's very Vince Gilligan, so expect your expectations to be confounded. It's probably not going to be for everyone, but if you like it, you'll like it a lot. Challenging, entertaing, and I don't want to say much more lest I accidentally share spoilers.

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  Seen on the internet: More people have been arrested for touching the reflecting pool's peeling paint than for touching kids on Epstein's island. #EpsteinReflectingPool

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  @oatmeal@mastodon.social So THAT'S where the idea pig has been hiding!

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  @cabel@social.panic.com 10/10, Cabel. No notes.

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  @Lydie@tech.lgbt It's only on the Fediverse that we routinely find valuable life hacks like this one. Thank YOU, Lydie!

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  @grickle@mstdn.social THAT'S what I need, Grickle: An emotional support cow!

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  @billyjoebowers@mastodon.online Even as you're reading this, Billy Joe, Trump is working on crashing the economy.