2026-03-31 07:42 UTC
They: Hi! Through our unhallowed ransacking of the world's knowledge, your computer can now talk to the dead.
Me: Can it talk to my printer yet?
They: haha no
Replies (4)
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@RogerBW@discordian.social 2026-03-31 08:00
@ncdominie They: only if your printer is dead. And we can arrange that!
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@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social 2026-03-31 11:12
@ncdominie NECROMANCY!
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@jqheywood@mastodon.social 2026-03-31 12:35
@ncdominie To all my CALI law school IT peeps out there… it’s #StudentPrinting IYKYK
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@sjjh@hachyderm.io 2026-03-31 14:31
@ncdominie Cancel Print Job is a lie