2026-09-27 08:47 UTC
Wedding done. I looked terrific. Caught up with a lot of old friends (AND enemies). Wedding was great. Food was great. I made friends with one of the women working, so she kept stealing wine from other tables and giving it to me, so I drank a lot of wine. Just to be polite, of course. As an entirely separate coincidence I therefore started the dancefloor going and had to be pried away around midnight with the promise of something bready. Not saying I danced a lot but I apparently did twenty thousand steps last night and I also told quite a lot of people I was in love with them. I am pretty sure I also proposed to at least 5 people. I also kissed the brides father. I am a stone cold nightmare at weddings. Something about the joy and the sugar that just sends me. I've showered and had make feel better pills, coffee and electrolytes. I now want to go and see the sea. I'm just saying stuff now. Like that. And this. It's all just words from my mind. Presented to you. Have my words! I hope you're having a terrific Sunday. You are a literal tiger. X🐯
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