2026-08-17 01:06 UTC
Launching my #monsterdon thread for "Star Odyssey", a movie that I think is like the star wars, but not! Per tradition I will be badly summarizing the movie while probably praising random production decisions.
Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie and make fun of it. Mute the hash tag to avoid thousands of posts by me and others about it. If you'd like to join in, follow @taweret, chicken of the void for the weekly poll.
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-08-17 01:09
Okay, so this #monsterdon takes place in the future when Earth has big, fancy space ships. A flying saucer decides to fly by earth and does a survey; the people inside it look like humans, except they wear silver and their leader is having a Notable Hair Day. Meanwhile, the human humans have taken to wearing blue suit things that combine the worst features of robes and starfleet uniforms. Anyway, the aliens scan Earth and determine we have pollution and cows. Then they start shooting earth.