Good morning, party people. You know what day it is? That's right! The first day of a new week. Glistening with hope and promise. Tumescent with opportunity. This got weird super fast, sorry. Basically... every good thing that ever happened in your life happened in a week that started with a Monday. So let's embrace it. Let's welcome Monday into our hearts. Let's hold it as though we might a dear old friend. And then veeery slowly let us move towards the edge of the balcony and suddenly shove it off. TAKE THAT, MONDAY! I NEVER LOVED YOU! AT LAST I'M FREE! I'm coming for you, Tuesday. Watch your back and sleep with one eye open. Have a great day, everyone!