2026-08-23 13:41 UTC
Y’know when a dream should be scary, but it’s actually funny? I woke up to a dream of an alien (xenomorph with rows of sharp teeth) scuttling across the ceiling, asking
WHERE IS MY MONEY??
But it wasn’t asking like a command, or like a loan shark coming to collect. Instead, it was asking in the style of Dude, where’s my car? It was asking as if it had lost it’s wallet and was late for work. Dude, where is my money?
#WeirdDreams #alien #capitalism #EndCapitalism
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-08-23 13:48
@MamaLake@beige.party I once had a dream about velociraptors taking over DC and it was one of the funniest dreams of my life. Now the problem was the raptors were killing random people, not MAGA Republicans. But fear not! My friends and I were staying in a hotel, somehow with a bunch of guns and rifles to fight back and rescue our fellow guests. In the dream I was thinking, "Why aren't we running out of ammo? Oh, right, you don't in the movies." Apparently I'm such a troll I even troll my own dreams.