2026-08-23 13:48 UTC
@MamaLake@beige.party
I once had a dream about velociraptors taking over DC and it was one of the funniest dreams of my life. Now the problem was the raptors were killing random people, not MAGA Republicans. But fear not! My friends and I were staying in a hotel, somehow with a bunch of guns and rifles to fight back and rescue our fellow guests. In the dream I was thinking, "Why aren't we running out of ammo? Oh, right, you don't in the movies." Apparently I'm such a troll I even troll my own dreams.
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-08-23 13:50
@MamaLake@beige.party We'd be riding around in the elevator and when we stopped at a floor we didn't know if it was going to be some terrified person jumping in with us, or a raptor who figured out how to push the buttons. But we still rendered our hotel velociraptor free and headed out into the streets. There, the clever raptors lured us into a parking garage they'd booby trapped: I saw one of those giant penis replacement trucks with a red state license plate, and there were sparks coming off it.