2026-10-05 14:01 UTC
They lock me in a "haunted" house to try and drive me mad but when spooky shit starts happening I just go "Oh cool, are you using the angled glass trick for that shot? The flexible hose rope from before was super cool, can I see that again?"
#monsterdon
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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza 2026-10-05 19:08
So, thinking back to the early parts of House on Haunted Hill... So the caretakers were in on it? Did Annabelle pay them off? Did she, like, train the old lady to stay stock still while looking as witchy as possible? "Now hold still, dear" her husband could be heard saying, "I'm gonna pull the rope tied to the hand cart so you float up out of the darkness at the young lady." "And then the closet?" "Right, I have to leave you in the closet until she finds you so you can spook her again." "And HOW much are we getting for this?" "Oh oodles, honey." "Better fuckin' be." #Monsterdon