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CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

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    THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that&#39;s 1am Monday UTC) it&#39;s #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with a bunch of nerds! This week, our monthlong Vincent Price-fest continues with THE BAT (1959), a murder mystery involving money, madmen in costumes, and you guessed it, BATS. Also stars Agnes Moorehead, so it should be pretty good :D The flick&#39;s available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/351000/the-bat Or you can downloa...

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117385892671497831 How&#39;d you feel about HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) last night? You should vote in the poll about it :D #monsterdon #Scifi #horror #movies #cinema #cinemastodon

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    Welp, as Vince saunters over to the court to be exonerated of murder by a jury of 1950s white men, we say aloha and turn to the one last thing we do before leaving the theater: Was HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117384102068872974 Also I am once more shoving in your face this hokey Bermuda Triangle &quot;documentary&quot; that Vince narrated, it&#39;s a hoot and you should watch it :D #Monsterdon

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    Folks, it is now an hour-ish until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots by some movie-watching nerds, best set up a hashtag filter. If you want to join in, this week we&#39;re watching HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) part of our spooky season of Vincent Price movies. C&#39;mon, it&#39;s a hoot :D The flick&#39;s available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100008717/house-on-haunted-hill Or you can download from Archive....

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    Oh hey, in honor of Spooky Season and this #Monsterdon month of Vincent Price, I offer you one of my very favorite stupid paranormal documentaries: THE DEVIL&#39;S TRIANGLE (1971), narrated by Vincent Price. It&#39;s goofy, it&#39;s hokey, and Vince is putting on his very best Deep Goth voice :D https://archive.org/details/the-devils-triangle #Paranormal #VincentPrice #Horror

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117366967040834131 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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    THIS SUNDAY at 9pm eastern (that&#39;s 1am Monday UTC) it&#39;s #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the fediverse &lt;3 This October we&#39;re watching a series of movies featuring everybody&#39;s favorite goth grandpa, Vincent Price! First up, HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959), a classic scream-fest in which an eccentric millionaire offers a princely sum of money to anyone who&#39;ll spend a night in his haunted mansion! The flick&#3...

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117346260415968870 Was JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967) the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year? There&#39;s a poll about it! ⬇️ #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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    Okay, well. None of that made any sense and the time travel mechanics actively made the plot holes WORSE, which is a goddamn achievement. So, was JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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    @bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe I too have been Poupee Gamin&#39; #Monsterdon

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    Folks it is now ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots from some movie-watching nerds, best set up a hashtag filter. If you&#39;d like to join in, this week we&#39;re watching JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967), in which some nerds get thoroughly lost in the fourth dimension. Probably gonna be a lotta clocks, might wanna bring some earplugs. The flick&#39;s available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/10...

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117338102275435241 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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    TOMORROW at 9pm Eastern (that&#39;s 1am Monday UTC) it&#39;s #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy sci fi movie with a bunch of nerds! This week we&#39;re watching JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967)! It&#39;s a David L. Hewitt flick, who you may know from such smash hits as The Girls from Thunder Strip (1970) and Dr. Terror&#39;s Galaxy of Horrors (1968)! ...No? Just me? Okay, fine. Anyway, it&#39;s a loose remake of The Time Travelers (1964), which Hewitt als...

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117306640504220238 Wow, Sting of Death hit almost 40%, that&#39;s pretty high. Was it the ableism? The trash bag on head costume? The boatful of shitty students? Personally I blame Professor Dad&#39;s Upsetting Striped Shorts™. #Monsterdon

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117306640504220238 Have you voted in the poll? Tell us if STING OF DEATH (1965) was the worst #Monsterdon movie of the year! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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    And as the jellyfish set slowly in the west, we salute Egon for forming the first inter-species psychic link with a jellyfish. As always, there&#39;s just one last thing to do before you leave the theater: Was STING OF DEATH (1966) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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    Folks, it is now about one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid it, now&#39;s the time to set up a hashtag filter. If you&#39;d like to join in, this week&#39;s movie is STING OF DEATH (1965), in which a mutated anthropoid jellyfish stalks nubile beachgoers! It looks really awful, the costume doesn&#39;t cover the poor guy&#39;s socks. The flick&#39;s available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/610699/sting-of-death Or you can d...

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    RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117282512803721109 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #Movies #Cinema #CInemastodon #Horror #Scifi

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    THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that&#39;s 1am Monday UTC) it&#39;s #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the Fediverse! This week we&#39;re watching STING OF DEATH (1965), an *extremely* goofy monster movie about a mutated jellyfish-man! Imagine if The Blood Waters of Doctor Z had no dignity and you&#39;ll have a decent feel for this movie. The flick&#39;s available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/610699/sting-of...

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    Anyway, they all died in the next two weeks from dental infections and minor scrapes that turned septic. The end~! &lt;3 Whaddya think, was NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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    &#39;Bout ten minutes left &#39;til #Monsterdon! Get your shit together!

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    Folks it is now about an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots best set up a hashtag filter. If you&#39;d like to join in, this week we&#39;re watching THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970)! Sandra Dee gets to scream her head off. The flick&#39;s free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100011709/the-dunwich-horror Or you can download from Archive.org over here:https://archive.org/details/the-dunwich-horror-1970 Just hit pla...

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    TOMORROW at 9pm Eastern (that&#39;s 1am Monday UTC) it&#39;s #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with a bunch of nerds! This week we&#39;re watching THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970), starring Sandra Dee and Ed Begley. It&#39;s a loose adaptation of the HP Lovecraft story, apparently it has its fans. We&#39;ll see, I guess. The flick&#39;s available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100011709/the-dunwich-horror Or you can download fro...

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    Okay people, I&#39;ve been encouraged to watch #Transformers1984. My only context for this is having followed @damnyouwillis.bsky.social on various social media platforms and comic sites for like twenty years -- holy shit, saying that out loud :/ :/ :/ -- so this could be a little messy. We&#39;re gonna run it like a #Monsterdon movie. Mute the thread if you don&#39;t wanna etc yadda yadda, we&#39;re doin&#39; this now.

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    Y&#39;know, I&#39;m not sure I&#39;ve ever actually seen the old Transformer movie.

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    #Monsterdon

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    Now that you&#39;ve finished your lunch, we have only one question for you; Was THE STUFF (1985) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

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    Folks it is only an hour or so until #Monsterdon the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid it, best set up a hashtag filter now. If you&#39;d like to join in, this week&#39;s movie is THE STUFF (1985), a horror flick about evil corporate executives selling a foodstuff that turns people into mindless zombies. Ha, imagine! Unsafe food! What an imagination. 😬 You can watch the flick free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100049107/the-stuff Or you can download f...

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    Soundtrack by Ice Cream Truck #Monsterdon