Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
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THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with a bunch of nerds! This week, our monthlong Vincent Price-fest continues with THE BAT (1959), a murder mystery involving money, madmen in costumes, and you guessed it, BATS. Also stars Agnes Moorehead, so it should be pretty good :D The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/351000/the-bat Or you can downloa...
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117385892671497831 How'd you feel about HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) last night? You should vote in the poll about it :D #monsterdon #Scifi #horror #movies #cinema #cinemastodon
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Welp, as Vince saunters over to the court to be exonerated of murder by a jury of 1950s white men, we say aloha and turn to the one last thing we do before leaving the theater: Was HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117384102068872974 Also I am once more shoving in your face this hokey Bermuda Triangle "documentary" that Vince narrated, it's a hoot and you should watch it :D #Monsterdon
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Folks, it is now an hour-ish until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots by some movie-watching nerds, best set up a hashtag filter. If you want to join in, this week we're watching HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959) part of our spooky season of Vincent Price movies. C'mon, it's a hoot :D The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100008717/house-on-haunted-hill Or you can download from Archive....
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Oh hey, in honor of Spooky Season and this #Monsterdon month of Vincent Price, I offer you one of my very favorite stupid paranormal documentaries: THE DEVIL'S TRIANGLE (1971), narrated by Vincent Price. It's goofy, it's hokey, and Vince is putting on his very best Deep Goth voice :D https://archive.org/details/the-devils-triangle #Paranormal #VincentPrice #Horror
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117366967040834131 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi
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THIS SUNDAY at 9pm eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the fediverse <3 This October we're watching a series of movies featuring everybody's favorite goth grandpa, Vincent Price! First up, HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1959), a classic scream-fest in which an eccentric millionaire offers a princely sum of money to anyone who'll spend a night in his haunted mansion! The flick...
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117346260415968870 Was JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967) the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year? There's a poll about it! ⬇️ #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi
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Okay, well. None of that made any sense and the time travel mechanics actively made the plot holes WORSE, which is a goddamn achievement. So, was JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?
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@bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe I too have been Poupee Gamin' #Monsterdon
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Folks it is now ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots from some movie-watching nerds, best set up a hashtag filter. If you'd like to join in, this week we're watching JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967), in which some nerds get thoroughly lost in the fourth dimension. Probably gonna be a lotta clocks, might wanna bring some earplugs. The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/10...
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117338102275435241 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi
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TOMORROW at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy sci fi movie with a bunch of nerds! This week we're watching JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF TIME (1967)! It's a David L. Hewitt flick, who you may know from such smash hits as The Girls from Thunder Strip (1970) and Dr. Terror's Galaxy of Horrors (1968)! ...No? Just me? Okay, fine. Anyway, it's a loose remake of The Time Travelers (1964), which Hewitt als...
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117306640504220238 Wow, Sting of Death hit almost 40%, that's pretty high. Was it the ableism? The trash bag on head costume? The boatful of shitty students? Personally I blame Professor Dad's Upsetting Striped Shorts™. #Monsterdon
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117306640504220238 Have you voted in the poll? Tell us if STING OF DEATH (1965) was the worst #Monsterdon movie of the year! #movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi
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And as the jellyfish set slowly in the west, we salute Egon for forming the first inter-species psychic link with a jellyfish. As always, there's just one last thing to do before you leave the theater: Was STING OF DEATH (1966) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?
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Folks, it is now about one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid it, now's the time to set up a hashtag filter. If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is STING OF DEATH (1965), in which a mutated anthropoid jellyfish stalks nubile beachgoers! It looks really awful, the costume doesn't cover the poor guy's socks. The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/610699/sting-of-death Or you can d...
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RE: https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/117282512803721109 Movie tonight! #Monsterdon movie tonight~! #Movies #Cinema #CInemastodon #Horror #Scifi
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THIS SUNDAY at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with the nerds of the Fediverse! This week we're watching STING OF DEATH (1965), an *extremely* goofy monster movie about a mutated jellyfish-man! Imagine if The Blood Waters of Doctor Z had no dignity and you'll have a decent feel for this movie. The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/610699/sting-of...
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Anyway, they all died in the next two weeks from dental infections and minor scrapes that turned septic. The end~! <3 Whaddya think, was NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?
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'Bout ten minutes left 'til #Monsterdon! Get your shit together!
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Folks it is now about an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots best set up a hashtag filter. If you'd like to join in, this week we're watching THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970)! Sandra Dee gets to scream her head off. The flick's free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100011709/the-dunwich-horror Or you can download from Archive.org over here:https://archive.org/details/the-dunwich-horror-1970 Just hit pla...
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TOMORROW at 9pm Eastern (that's 1am Monday UTC) it's #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party! Come watch a goofy monster movie with a bunch of nerds! This week we're watching THE DUNWICH HORROR (1970), starring Sandra Dee and Ed Begley. It's a loose adaptation of the HP Lovecraft story, apparently it has its fans. We'll see, I guess. The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100011709/the-dunwich-horror Or you can download fro...
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Okay people, I've been encouraged to watch #Transformers1984. My only context for this is having followed @damnyouwillis.bsky.social on various social media platforms and comic sites for like twenty years -- holy shit, saying that out loud :/ :/ :/ -- so this could be a little messy. We're gonna run it like a #Monsterdon movie. Mute the thread if you don't wanna etc yadda yadda, we're doin' this now.
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Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever actually seen the old Transformer movie.
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Now that you've finished your lunch, we have only one question for you; Was THE STUFF (1985) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?
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Folks it is only an hour or so until #Monsterdon the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid it, best set up a hashtag filter now. If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is THE STUFF (1985), a horror flick about evil corporate executives selling a foodstuff that turns people into mindless zombies. Ha, imagine! Unsafe food! What an imagination. 😬 You can watch the flick free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100049107/the-stuff Or you can download f...
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Soundtrack by Ice Cream Truck #Monsterdon