2026-09-24 04:36 UTC
i'm a reasonable person with even keeled views and i think we can all agree as reasonable even keeled people that i'm basically a saint for proposing the compromise position that it's ok to take a massive dump in the pool if you're really careful about it. now, i know that taking a massive disgusting shit in the pool is horrifically unhygienic, and it could cause tiny little babies to get sick, but you also have to admit that it saves a lot of time and is basically the future.
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@mcc@mastodon.social 2026-09-24 04:48
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place "reasonable people can disagree, unless you tell me I'm doing something wrong, in which case you're being unreasonable"
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@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-09-24 04:44
frankly everyone who signed the "please can we just ban defecating in the pool" petition was completely out of line, none of you people ever participated in the pool's poker club, so i can't imagine where you all could have come from, but you should all be ashamed of yourselves. that massive rotting log resembling a fucked up corn cob with eyes is here to stay and we all need to be reasonable about it. you should be ashamed of yourselves.