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  When i put milkshake powder on my coco pops

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  Last I heard they were trying to crowdfund buying the whole dump

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  Im so glad a company finally admitted that the "we're experiencing a higher-than-normal call volume" was just bullshit.

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  A wizard did it

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  My employer hasn’t unlisted my job, and the lady who hired me is dead so im not sure they’re aware it’s even up. Around once a fortnight someone will come in asking how to apply for it, and I get recommended the job in an email. GNU hiring lady i suppose

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  The comic itself kinda sucks now, I only read it for loyalty/habits sake these days, but it does get a grin from time to time. The real joy is the posts, he loves to write and he loves what hes writing about and that genuinely comes through. Usually hes posting about games I’ll never play or events I’ll never attend, but when our experiences overlap I’ve never caught him with a “wrong take” so I assume I can trust him on the other stuff.

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  My biggest issue with this whole thing is just writing "POV" at the start. Is this like the new generations communication habit? Some people can't stop putting lol at the end of a message, some people cant stop saying "so here's the thing" at the start of sentences. Are people just automatically writing POV at the start of memes now?

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  My assumption for why people prefer it is because its more intuitive. You just ask the computer. Its like asking someone on the street. You can use sentences and descriptive language and you'll get an answer that basically walks you through the steps as if it was a person explaining it to you. You're describing the [uncanny valley](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley) where if something looks and behaves human, but isnt, you get the creeps. Its fun to freak yourself out by thin...

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  Boot it with DaemonTools

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  I havent seen this, nor do I want to, but if it goes down in full costume I got mad respect for that lady. I couldnt do it.

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  High on Life is pretty good. Didnt get far into the sequel. The funniest parts happen early on in the game too, imo it peaks when you collect the knife, so if it doesnt interest you by then with gameplay or humour its safe to drop it early.

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  This is me just learning that I can report posts in the shitpost community. Gonna start reporting politics. Thanks for the tip OP!

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  I believe it was Chairman Mao who said "we do a little trolling"

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  I cant work out if these are brilliant or just stupid.

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  We try harder

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  Not even autistic and I already fear it.

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  Mate I'm its even worse than we could possibly imagine by now. ~20 years ago, when smartphones were new and super expensive, I arranged to meet my friend using Facebook chat. I did not have a mobile phone at all, I used desktop PC to access it. While I was in his car we were talking about possible careers and I said i would probably enjoy being a teacher. When I got home and logged back in, every single banner ad was for teaching courses, teach English abroad, teachers wanted. It definit...

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  Farmers, allegedly, have no way of ensuring that cow faeces does not enter the product at the milking stage and if the general public were to find out about it it could have an annihilating impact on the dairy market at large. Fortunately, I have not detected this issue in any way with this particular bottle. 5 stars.

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  Im the king of the swingers

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  UK answer is Hastings Insurance. OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX. Not sure if that even still exists. Haven't heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.

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  Trumpcoin moon when?

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  Sorry I'm going through a tunnel

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  I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong. So either I'm God or truth is relative. In either case, booyah.

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  An old friend of mine used to have a cricket bat with “reasonable force” burned into it. Because youre allowed to use reasonable force to eject criminals from your home. I’m not sure it would hold up in court, or if he’ll ever actually use it when the time comes but its still fun.

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  They flipped my mom!?

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  My dream is to become rich/famous/powerful/influential enough to meet trump, then just [Do this](https://youtu.be/FQa3lPlQKGw?) in front of all the cameras

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  Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text. Motherfuckers got my number.