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William Fry 🏳️‍🌈🔵🐸

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<p>I&#39;m a software engineer who has had the honor and privilege to work on a lot of amazing products that help make the world a better place. The majority of my career has been focused on building solutions for learning and education. It has been a true joy.</p><p>Recently, I decided it was time to leave &quot;Big Tech&quot;. I don&#39;t know where my journey will lead next, but it&#39;s time for a new adventure.</p><p>Likes: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>microsoft</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dotnet" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dotnet</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dotnetmaui" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dotnetmaui</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/

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    Who has the worst job... Susie Wiles or Sheeran&amp;#39;s PR manager? It&amp;#39;s a tough call these days. 🙄

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    ... and if you&amp;#39;re being formal, you can call it the &amp;quot;William of Rights&amp;quot;... 🤔

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    Our soldier are gonna have so much acne... 🙄

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    Me: Utah Phillips claimed to be a Unitarian minister. My Unitarian minister: He&amp;#39;s not listed in the directory. Me: What could possibly be more Unitarian? 🙄

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    I do not like lobster. Despite all the times my friends have said, &amp;quot;No... no! You need to try this!&amp;quot;... 🙄

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    Are we really going to wait until RFK Jr says, &amp;quot;Coffee is bad for you!&amp;quot; before we rise up? 🙄

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    I&amp;#39;m the laziest serial killer ever. It just seems like so much work... 🙄

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    Fun Fact: Once you get a grease-stain on a tshirt, you can wear it for many days in a row, at home. I don&amp;#39;t make the rules. 🙄

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    Never look at a gay man&amp;#39;s Photos app on their phone! Never! 🫨

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    Living in #Seattle requires faith. You must believe that the sun still exists, even though you won&amp;#39;t see it for 6 months... 🙄

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    I couldn&amp;#39;t help but notice that my new Apple Watch has been sitting in Kentucky for the last 6 days. It would be nice if someone decided to put it on a plane heading toward Seattle... 🙄

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    I have a great chili recipe that requires a lot of time and effort. And then I&amp;#39;m annoyed that I also have a considerably simpler recipe that is still pretty good! 😂 I&amp;#39;m not sure the complicated one is necessarily worth all the extra work!

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    JD Vance isn&amp;#39;t very good at... (* checks notes *) ... things. 🙄

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    Come on... one more growth spurt... 🙄

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    It&amp;#39;s been a while since I travelled internationally. I&amp;#39;m being asked if I want to schedule an appointment for Airport Security. Huh!?!? 🤔 Sure, lines suck, but this sounds equally bad.

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    The river needs me to go walk beside it... 💕

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    My cat is up in the top of her kitty tree, that she hasn&amp;#39;t used in at least a year... Great, I guess! Hmmmm. 🐱

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    ... meanwhile, I&amp;#39;ve been sleeping my way to the bottom... 🙄

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    Friendly reminder, there is an app called &amp;quot;DeFlock.me&amp;quot; that allows you to see the locations of Flock cameras (and similar devices) in your area... 😋

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    I&amp;#39;m going to take a moment to be proud of myself... ... even though that seems to be a deeply unpopular opinion, at the moment... 💕

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    Can someone please explain how the greatest military in the world can&amp;#39;t get food onto a boat? 😡

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    (* scribbles reminder *) Halloween Costume: Catering Cart... 🙄

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    Three months ago, I didn&amp;#39;t know I had a &amp;quot;pelvic floor&amp;quot;... And now, every other headline tells me why I need to worry about it...! 😲

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    &amp;quot;No. It&amp;#39;s not dangerous to confuse children with angels.&amp;quot; - The movie &amp;quot;Magnolia&amp;quot;

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    Cleaning out the refrigerator is no time to ask questions!!! 😲

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    I have a bad habit of never quite finishing books that I start. I&amp;#39;m 75% of the way through two and I&amp;#39;m committed to reading every last word! 😋

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    I asked AI and... 🙄 There was a short story I heard years ago. I asked Copilot the name of the book and author where the story appeared. I just finished the book. The wrong book. 😭

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    Sure, sex is good... but you should taste the scrambled eggs I just made! 😋

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    I once had an intern who &amp;quot;didn&amp;#39;t like music&amp;quot;. Specifically, he said, &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m not sure what I&amp;#39;m supposed to listen to.&amp;quot; How interesting! 🤔

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    I shouldn&amp;#39;t be allowed to eat things I can&amp;#39;t spell correctly... 🙄