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<p>37 y/o , token cishet, ex-tumblr-user, spoonie, 15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat, and actual cyborg. </p><p>i am white to the point of considering ham salad a valid food item; also a member of the &quot;green fluff is good, actually!&quot; brigade</p><p>my CWs are often isekais. also i made a bingo card once</p><p>come into my cellar fortunado, i promise there is only a nice vintage of shitpost and i will absolutely not brick you in with walls of text </p><p>:blobcatgoogly:​</p><p>please read the pins before you toss me a follow request! i&#39;d appreciate it, thanks! 💖</p><p>header done by gavinwolf formerly of snouts.online</p><p>~ * testimonials * ~</p><p>&quot;this is why I&#39;m admin and you&#39;re the sidekick screaming child&quot; - milly milbert mcmoderator</p><p>&quot;th

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    i wish i knew what this is from but it also may as well be a footnote in a guide to the fediverse.

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    listen, it&#39;s not that i aim to be a tyrant. it&#39;s just that when i am voted empress of the everything, i will mandate that anyone listing a top and skirt set under the &quot;dress&quot; section, especially if the top is a crop top, will be shot into the sun.

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    if i go to kentucky to visit my niblings, make them the viral blue spirulina pasta, and tell them it&#39;s made of blended up smurfs, this is:

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    i&#39;ve discovered the exact opposite of an aphrodesiac! it&#39;s a finance bro romance scammer describing a denied booty call as &quot;we could&#39;ve linked up for thirty, forty minutes&quot; like it&#39;s a goddamn meeting with agenda items you&#39;re circling back to

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    a #harpfixesbatman concept for general use: Oh no! Poison Ivy is at Wayne Manor to kidnap that billionaire playboy Brucie Wayne! right up until she gets a strange look on her face and says &quot;...your mother&#39;s rose bushes just threatened to curse me with aphids for a thousand years if i harm you, assuming that&#39;s what &#39;the little sprout&#39; is. so... maybe i should find someone else to kidnap&quot;

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    when i am empress of the everything i will also implement the following actually good idea: dishwashers you browse at the store will also have, for a nominal fee, a cardboard kit you can get and quickly assemble... that is the same layout as the inside of the dishwasher. so you can make sure all your current dishes fit

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    ok ok i may have gone on a grumpy-ass rant in discord last night but it&#39;s the start of an idea which i think is important but will be very inflammatory (in all the right ways) on certain parts of the fediverse: &quot;you&#39;re still using windows? you don&#39;t deserve privacy! you should have already been using linux you compiled yourself in the woods from twigs and berries, like me, le epic compsci major!! otherwise you&#39;re just tooooo stuuuuupiiiiddd to be afforded basic human rights...

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    me: ha ha i&#39;m not high maintenance i promise also me: hold on i have to charge my heated eyelash curler

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    please know i say this with admiration: no hobby does drama quite like fiber arts. anyway on that note, aspen in the moment&#39;s videos are all utterly delightful and here is the latest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-klGWLxHBqo

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    anyway check out the newest little accessory that is from a little event in where winds meet. and by that i mean. please meet Fitzherbert. he is my son and i love him very much.

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    sometimes i get a nice lucky catch of a screenshot

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    hello transfeminine people on spironolactone i have found what you all need in life

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    one of the great continuities of humanity is the idea that if you have some clay, you should make a little guy out of it

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    generative AI is so shit that it makes me mad for the rest of AI because actually good and cool and useful shit is being done! it&#39;s just not the new hotness of an investment bubble. it&#39;s like being a gardener watching the tulip bulb bubble and hearing people go &quot;flowers are bad&quot; when in fact there are many useful flowers beyond tulips. in fact most flowers are not tulips i would even go so far to say

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    ok i said it as a joke yesterday but i kinda do feel this deep in my heart: my clearly not neurotypical ass hates generative AI because fuck it, it can&#39;t even infodump right!! my culture is not your costume, openai!!!!!

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    i was reminded of this today but just in case you haven&#39;t seen this yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSOo84fAdsE

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    there was also apparently legal questions of &quot;but we&#39;re using everybody&#39;s research, can we even patent this thing?&quot; that went into the decision to just not patent it and i think you could very convincingly make a similar case for the covid-19 vaccine, as there was a great effort to pool resources and data to get a solution as quickly as possible ...now if only somebody had enough money to hire enough fancy lawyers to ominously shake that particular can full of pennies at the...

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    god i hope these company names are intentional