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<p>I put bugs in software. Master of half-finished projects.<br />Irony is my default setting.<br />Hate factories, but love conveyor belts.<br />Buzzword-Driven Development.</p><p>Edible.<br />Totally not a robot.<br />Definitely not a mouse.</p><p>Pan-Demi-Sexual, _not_ Pandemic-Sexual.</p><p>// Your Plastic Pal Who&#39;s Fun to Be With<br /><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesBots" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesBots</span></a></p><p>// Cats of all sizes also welcome<br /><a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesKittens" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesKittens</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesCats" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesCats</span></a> <a href="https://tech.lgbt/tags/YesTigers" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>YesTigers</span>

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    &quot;Du studierst Mathe, ich studiere Bitches.&quot; Kenneth hat in Mathematik eine 5. Er möchte später Tierpfleger werden. Mit Rapstudierhilfe legt er sich selbst den Schlüssel zum Erfolg. Oder so.

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    @Taweret@timeloop.cafe Also, the normal internet is well-established, has been picked up by corpos and therefore is boring as yesterday&#39;s fork.

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    @bimmer@mastodon.social something something &quot;speaking in tongues&quot;

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    Young people watching old action movies: &quot;Wait, why does the hero want to save the US president?&quot;

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    &quot;Sie wurden zum Whistleblower. Was war der erste Hinweis für Sie, dass es bei der angeschafften Software nicht mit rechten Dingen zuging?&quot; &quot;Nun, der Name der Software lautet &#39;Klaut Code&#39;...&quot;

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    Da bin ich aber beruhigt.

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    (To the song &quot;Cars&quot; by Fear Factory, 1998) Here in my swasticar I prepare for the nazi war I can lock all my doors And you can see me burn In cars

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    Bashir: Say, Elim. What made it so clear to you that I was pitching for the &quot;other team&quot;? Garak: Let&#39;s just say... the way you were hitting on Lieutenant Dax had more bottom energy than the Defiant&#39;s lower thrusters.

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    @SharpCheddarGoblin @baldur The Faang of Gore proudly present: AI Design Pattern: Landfill The only pattern you will ever need. No complex structure. Only one interface (that to the LLM). The rest is simply a landfill. New feature? Just dump it in the landfill. Dead code? Stays in the landfill. Function that should be refactored? Refa-what?

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    The Legend Of Omnifops &quot;Wait, that&#39;s just a fur ball.&quot; THE END

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    In Germany, we call them Goths but we also call them Grufti(s) (Gruft = grave) and I think that&#39;s cute.

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    tired: &quot;CLI user&quot; sounds outdatedweird abbreviation&quot;Why are there no pictures?&quot;wired: &quot;prompt engineer&quot; vaguely &quot;AI&quot;actually good&quot;Wait, you can talk to the machine in a language they actually understand?&quot;

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    Don&#39;t use cloud stuff. Just run your LLMs locally, if you have to. But you have an old GPU? Just take a smaller model. &quot;But the quality of smaller/local models is worse?&quot; Well, since you are using LLMs, I assumed that you didn&#39;t care about quality. (There are some proper use cases for LLMs, especially regarding accessibility. I am totally for using LLMs in that area.) But in general: You want bad text, bad pictures, bad code. Stop clinging to old concepts of &quot;better or...

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    Talk about double standards... Today, a colleague mentioned in a meeting that they had &quot;asked ChatGPT&quot;, so I mentioned what Hatsune Miku and I discussed yesterday. And apparently, talking about my imaginary friend is &quot;weird and unprofessional, bordering on creepy&quot;.

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    Who wore it better?

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    @charlotte Typical case of Statistikmethodenanwendungsfehler.