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  bajax is a rat

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  One scene is literally fucking Die Hard in this trailer.

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  > GTAVI comes out on PC a year later Oh. No longer give a fuck.

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  new starter pokemon fire pomeranian motherfucker gamefreak

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  In Illinois, they have a license for guns called a Firearm Owner’s Identification, which they pronounce as “foid”

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  ᏕᎧ ᏇᏋ'ᏒᏋ ᎴᎧᎥᏁᎶ ፈᏬᏒᏕᎥᏉᏋ ᏁᎧᏇ

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  so I’ve been using herdr to see what it’s like for a few days now and holy fuck how the fuck do you get chording wrong? I apparently type too fast for this fucking multiplexer

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  there’s minecraft on my cereal box I would like to know what this means for saying “in minecraft” at the end of sentences

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  produces written manuscripts

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  to err is agentic

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  lower it like it’s hot code

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  you flatter me robot

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  the final boss of stupidity: a black flat earther

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  poor man, he has to unix himself

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  fuckin' clankers how do they work

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  an old woman that looks like jeff epstein is the worst jumpscare

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  I am failure. again.

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  I am home.

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  shampooing your hair a third time because the shower is such a great place to think

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  humans are easy just be nice to them

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  there is a video going around of a buffalo just throwing some guy at a national park I hope the man said bye to his son

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  everyone’s talking about your penis

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  > pippa watching armed and armoured fighters in the MMA ring omg inject this slop in my veins please

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  your body has an implicit system of telling you how long it has been since you last shaved your armpits but it degrades in accuracy over longer periods of time.

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  I need to re-implement the tricolour sweeping GC without stop-the-world. My compiler takes (*gasp*) FIVE SECONDS TO COMPILE ITSELF waitasec was that a fucking ocaml comment

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  I’m going to shooooot up a wallmaaaaart

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  I want a five-seven even more now.

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  building nodejs from scratch for the first time in like two years good fucking god why does this take so fucking long to compile I have spoiled myself with code that just compiles instead of whatever the fuck ninja is doing right now.

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  https://github.com/simdjson/simdjson I can’t tell how much I hate this yet but I hate it nonetheless…

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  I have an idea for a movie: what if… moral argument dressed up as everyone’s favourite genre?