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  I live in the year 2026, I'm pretty sure, and this still made so little sense to me, that I assumed they meant "hacking a water fountain" as in hitting it with an axe.

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  Retirement is more of a synchronized event, because folks generally retire around the same age...

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  Thought it said "She run off *with* a porch thief". Would've been a very different story...