Toby Jaffey
tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
<p>freelance person, mostly software<br />He/Him<br />Falmouth UK</p>
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Race condition led to 2000 flights being cancelled. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw0kl1571lpmo See https://www.nats.aero/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/NATS-Preliminary-Investigation-Report-into-NAS-Incident-on-08-Sept-2026-Issued-16-Sept-2026.pdf
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I was pulled aside at Copenhagen airport security. The serious Danish lady opened my bag and tutted as she looked at the salted liquorice Haribo inside. “Are these for you?” “Yes”, I answered, worried I’d committed some sort of export crime. “Go to the Deli in the airport and show them this, much better”
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Hexagonal basalt #rock formations at Fingal’s Cave, Staffa #geology #kayaking
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&quot;I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones&quot; #ActivityPub #Mastodon #MastodonAPI #Nerd 🤓
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My #recipe for #vegan Cornish pasties: pastry: 500g flour, 120g vege Atora, 1tsp salt, 175ml water, 25g marg filling (1cm^3 pieces): 350g potato, 200g swede, 175g onion, 1tsp stock powder, 1tbsp nooch, lots of black pepper, (optional fake meat, beyond burger, etc) Form pastry into a dry(ish) dough, work for 5mins until smooth, roll into 4 dinner plate sized circles, add filling, fold in half and crimp (on the side) Brush with oat milk + a little salt, bake for 45mins at 175C. Ansum! #cornwall
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Average GenAI enthusiast: &quot;He is smart. He can make us go. We need him. We are smart.&quot;
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Wild garlic, everywhere #bloomscrolling #cornwall
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This vacuum cleaner really sucks #diy
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Goldfinches in the Spring sun #ukbirds
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A view from this morning’s walk #SeaWednesday #meermittwoch #MerCredi
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The heroes in teams aren&#39;t the ones pulling all-nighters, gambling big and saving everyone at the last minute. They&#39;re the ones who put in the work every day to stop those situations arising in the first place.
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Problems with the undead? We come to you, no job too big
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The cephalopods are coming! #cornwall (and the Risso&#39;s dolphins will surely follow)
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OH: &quot;Oh wow, you&#39;re an archaeologist! I love dinosaurs&quot; Almost on a level with &quot;Astronomy! I&#39;m a pisces&quot;
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Comparing actual photograph with the promotional shot for Attenborough&#39;s new series. The man is 99 years old and still doing amazing work, can&#39;t we celebrate that instead of AI airbrushing him?
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Figured out what those survival bivvy bags are really for #kayak #sailing
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Bank holiday weekend coming up, so don&#39;t forget to push to production on Thursday evening instead of Friday
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Mên-an-Tol #StandingStoneSunday #SilentSunday Late neolithic/early bronze age stone with a hole
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Some chunky vines and a hole to live in #ThickTrunkTuesday
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A while back I switched from iTerm to #Ghostty but I&#39;ve missed being able to instantly launch a set of splits pre-setup for a project. On Mac, it can now all be setup from the shell using AppleScript https://gist.github.com/ringtailsoftware/1cc91e3b1346c2cc15ca5b2b51c14056
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Beautiful https://malus.sh/
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Little Snitch (app aware firewall for MacOS) is great, but has a terrible failure mode. Every time I do a major OS upgrade, its network extension no longer works and defaults to silently dropping all network traffic until forcibly uninstalled. This confuses me every time.
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&quot;Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?&quot; #CatsOfMastodon
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For those who say &quot;#Mastodon needs an algorithm!&quot;, go follow some hype/trending bots: Here&#39;s a few, any other recommendations? @trending@mastodon.bot @trending@homestead.social @cozy_trends @hype
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If you call Claude &quot;he&quot;, but refuse to respect a fellow human&#39;s chosen pronouns, then you go in the oubliette #subtoot
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Spider Dijon (c. 2017), fondly remembered, though he was a total bastard. He once stood off against a horse, enjoyed leaping at passing runners in the woods and took every opportunity to piss on people&#39;s beds. #catsofmastodon
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Some experiments in hand finishing #3dprinting. Xiuhtecuhtli, Zeus/Poseidon, Horus/Falcon, Willendorf Venus
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As a parent, every new casual conversation goes something like this: &quot;Have you spawned yet?&quot;, &quot;Yes&quot;. &quot;How many times have your younglings travelled around the sun?&quot;, &quot;15 and 12 loops, respectively&quot;. &quot;What shaped genitals do they have?&quot;, &quot;WTF dude!?&quot;. Please don&#39;t request gender identification of strangers, it&#39;s just weird.
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Plug for &quot;commy&quot; my serial terminal emulator tool. This has been my daily driver for monitoring serial devices for 2yrs now. Does everything I need minicom/screen for and features rewind and fastforward instead of scrollback. https://github.com/ringtailsoftware/commy (This year, I should port to #zig 0.16 and libghostty...)
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I believe LLMs today are (mostly) laundered plagiarism and some GenAI companies are fencing reconstituted thefts. And, every day I ignore ethical problems in order to get what I want, where I believe my ends justify the means. Sometimes knowingly, sometimes not. We live in a world where we all have to balance these choices all of the time. I think it&#39;s just as absurd to say &quot;AI is ethically sound&quot; as &quot;AI has no valid uses&quot;