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  so, that experiment has concluded tabasco classic recipe as lube.. ow like, you start off and like ok, not so bad, little warm and then it keeps getting hotter and hotter hotter still till you can’t keep the motions happening anymore and you're laughing in pain tried to keep going for just a liitle longer and noped out in the shower water of normal warmth is so gosh darned hot cooling, rinsing it off, washing it doesn't help opted to give oil a go (i keep some coconut oil in the bathroo...

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  i would appear to be committing food crimes of the highest order

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  kissing.. ​:neocat_pleading:​

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  tops your roof run

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  ❌ stalking folks with traewelling ✅ stalking folks by remembering the camera and lens models they use and seeing who they share them with

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  oh: i thought you enjoyed the murdering

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  OH: i will stuff the shells

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  women.

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  welcome to flavourtown

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  OH: f in the chat

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  would you boop the rat

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  miku's helping me make some ramen 👍

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  i'm afraid you've ratted your last tatouille

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  mew

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  raturday vibes

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  emoticon to emoji autoconversion is possibly humanity's worst invention

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  ah yes, you may only pee if you're privileged enough to have a device capable of connecting to the internet and scanning a qr code literally the worst barrier to enter a bathroom i think i've ever seen ​:neocat_knife:​

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  your skeleton is wet and like there's probably a skeleton inside you

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  warm tips: hydration keeps the bones lubricated

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  mature content implies the existence of immature content

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  edmroam

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  beans are pretty amazing

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  yay

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  cute creatures in my timeline

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  whosapp

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  they used coding and algorithms so the drones didn't crash into each other

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  tonight's album selection: cysmix ~ haunted house

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  you asked for it unrolls your oats

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  ah, yes, my favorite snack unprepared lemon

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  oh: goon morning