The Turtle
the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
<p>The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself.</p><p>Voted for Trump? Leave. Now.</p><p>Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don't give a shit.</p><p>Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too.</p><p>Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong.</p><p>Stroke survivor. </p><p>I don't govy.</p>
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@randahl@mastodon.social so much invested in the idea that trump will never die. He's 80. He will, and soon. And then all the trumpys are fucked, because he won't leave behind a repeatable example anyone will follow, and no successor (Vance ain't it).
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@Lydie@tech.lgbt did you put it in WITH the tablet?
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@kestral@masto.hackers.town AI can be lots of fun!
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt all the sense in the world! Small children are fucking disease vectors. Being around sick ones all the time probably boosts their antibodies through the roof!
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social did the man who did that cartoon start out with this meme over 15 years ago?
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social did the man who did that cartoon start out with this meme over 15 years ago?
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social did the man who did that cartoon start out with this meme over 15 years ago?
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social did the man who did that cartoon start out with this meme over 15 years ago?
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@summerbeth@mastodon.me.uk Facebook thinks I am now 122 years old. And I live in a ghost town in Utah.
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@lisagetspolitik@union.place "SHE SAID SHE WAS 19!!!" Dhumbschitt will probably bring this up in the #sotu later.
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@pheonix@hachyderm.io ...but it's FUN to misuse AI to make trump look ridiculous, far more so than my actual talents could achieve. Making trump look ridiculous is a worthwhile cause. It was my absurd brain that came up with the idea; AI just moved some electrons around.
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@VisualStuart@pdx.social i hope Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio share in this delight.
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@catsalad goddamn anti-gravity cats...
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@Geri trump will probably bleat some shit about cuba "owing us money." An RPG or a 105.
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@catsalad
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@anguinea I often pronounce "Chipotle" as "chai-pottle."
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@anguinea
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@starchy mine was worse.
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Having cats means always having that tiny hair on your tongue that you can feel but can't see or pick off with your fingers. #cats