TayFoNay, Pet Detective
tayfonay@beige.party
<p>“We’re at DEFCON fuck”</p><p>Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Future fry cook on Venus. </p><p>Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor. </p><p>Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration. </p><p>Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks. </p><p>:cubs: :bears:</p><p>Under his eye. She/Her.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/teamOrca" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>teamOrca</span></a></p>
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Tis the season! #aurora This is a screen grab from the Lake Superior Live webcam, I can claim zero credit for this.
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Ok, we don't need to put reactions on outlook emails. I'm glad you "loved" my reply on a thread. Maybe tighten your standards a little.
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Every person who boosts this toot will get a check for $5,000
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I’ve only seen a couple of people in my career with true narcissistic personality disorder. And I think it’s only because they came to me for a chronic medical problem, not to gain insight into other issues. People with NPD don’t go to therapy because there’s nothing to fix, in their minds. Therapy is generally contraindicated for NPD because they use it to air grievances about how others have wronged them. It becomes apparent very quickly when you have someone with NPD sitting across from you....
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IT’S LAKE AMERICA NOW! Ok buddy, here’s a juice box. Drink it up like a big boy then it’s nap time.
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Whenever I see a “PBR” event on TV I always think Pabst Blue Ribbon before realizing it’s professional bull riding
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Our friend made Thor into a sticker #Caturday
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One of the tidal pools on the trail to Queens Bath. In the summer the north shore is relatively calm, so you can make your way along to the enclosed pool to swim. The water is such an amazing color and you can often spot sea turtles riding the waves nearby.
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Good morning, Europe peeps! Here’s a pretty picture I took off a boat today
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TIL that, if I’ve been in Kauai, I now need to check my aluminum water bottles for dead geckos before I refill them.
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Midwest observations: In June 2021, we had an EF3 tornado pass just to the south of our house in the Chicago suburbs, by about a mile or so. It was at night, and the National Weather Service (NWS) warnings were non-stop. Sirens going off. Phone blowing up, TV blue screen of death, etc. I'd never seen anything like it in terms of alerts, so I knew we should actually go into the basement versus go on the porch with a beer, as one does. Fast forward to today, July 2026. One tornado warning a...
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Even in the rain this place is fucking magnificent.
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Who’s a pretty girl? #Caturday
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RE: https://beige.party/@maxleibman/116965367300703261 This is the most amazing poll I’ve ever seen
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I just want a salad.
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Bruh
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Ever since I got a new phone, my photos are synced with 11’s and shit like this just shows up
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Rezdiffra? Now you’re not even trying.
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Turns out if you want your clothes to dry you need to actually turn on the dryer follow me for more trad wife living tips
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A Japanese company is pitching liquified natural gas to replace the oil Hawaii uses to generate electricity because… it’s better…
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Some guy on the news last night ran some data of historical highs for the air quality index in the Chicago area and made this graph. He chose the suburb Northbrook because they’ve been measuring AQI since the 1980s. :thisisfinefire:
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Woohoo we’re up 200! Oh wait.
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Meanwhile... (this is real)
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Morning thoughts: Imagine being on the medical staff keeping McConnell alive, watching the blatant lies happening in real time and you can’t say a word because of HIPPO
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Feeling right at home among all this diarrhea talk as a psychologist who has worked in gastroenterology for 20 years
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Ice cream sandwiches for dinner.
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Opportunity to be part of a research study on medical trauma: If you've been diagnosed with a chronic medical condition, please consider helping out my good friend Sacha McBain with her study on medical trauma. Must be in the United States. Here are the details: We are currently recruiting adults (18 years or older) living in the United States who have a current or past diagnosis of a serious medical condition to participate in an online research study exploring experiences of medical t...
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Caption this:
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Trying to delicately explain period shits on a Teams meeting discussion about abdominal pain versus menstrual pain with my male colleagues and an industry partner this morning...
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Lindsey AND Mitch in 1 month?! The universe is too kind yeah I fuckin said it. #USPol