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  10 years ago today, the tory conference had a delightfully unfortunate backdrop.

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  As someone who has had G-cup jugs since age 13, lemme tell you this: tit-related back pain is NOT due to the weight of the norks (a decent bra fixes this) but rather the fact you look faintly obscene with decent posture and sometimes buttons fly off like in a carry on film.

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  Did the burn test on some deep stash mystery yarn. It simulateneously stank of burned hair and also melted a bit. This implies wool/acrylic blend. But my question to chemists (and/or resourceful fibre artists) is this: is there a way of getting more granular information regarding the ratio of wool to acrylic?

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  This is a little story that I like to call MOBY CLIT, a small and insignificant hunt for cunt. Recently I was at a dyke event and the most palatable (to me) beer on offer was bottles of doom bar. I ordered my drink, turned down the offer of a glass and got on with my evening. The next time I went to the bar, the bartender said "is this for the lady who likes doom bar? She doesn't want a glass".

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  A fork in the road.

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  cruella (originally posted february 2021)

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  guillermo del toro

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  Completely obsessed with this, every detail is a treat. From @/weirdmedieval on birdsite: "god creating eve from adam’s rib, bohemia, ca. 1420"

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  99 luftballons implies the existence of 99 erdballons, 99 wasserballons and 99 feuerballons

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  Wow, in the last couple of hours the total has ticked up by about £200! Please donate and share as much as you can, Lily and Mik are amazing people and they need your help! https://masto.ai/@stavvers/116805291683044365

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  The UK immigration system is a horrible shitshow. My lovely friend Lily needs help keeping their spouse in the country to keep their family together and save Mik from being deported to the US. Please help them if you can! https://gofund.me/c8c026036

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  Ami is an amazing presence on here and she needs your help! She's two thirds of the way to her goal and you - yes you - can help her in her hour of need! https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/116576380184732904

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  There's a lot of weird stuff in the reactionary right which I 100% put down to Russian interference because it makes no sense in western theologies (and therefore culturally) but is wildly rooted in eastern orthodoxy

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  love that whenever there's a sourdough story, 11 million people send it to me anyway, iiiiinteresting to see nobody is writing horrible things about how feminism has gone too far about ötzi the iceman 💅

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  Chickens Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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  hilarious if true

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  I maintain that the reason everyone is so excited to assign newborn babies a sex is that newborns are really fucking *boring* and once you've exhausted the conversations about how long they sleep at a time or how much they feed, all there's left to discuss is their genitalia.

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  IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.

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  10 years ago today, how quickly they grow up

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  Feel like there's a lot of unexplored potential in completely derailing transphobic talking points by wilfully misconstruing "sex" as being about intercourse until they just give up and go all neopets mods and start auto-replacing it with "gender". e.g. "blah blah blah sex segregated public toilets" "It's inconsiderate to have sex in public toilets, but I quite agree with you, it should be legal and George Michael sh...

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  I'm going to Lisbon next month! Would really appreciate recommendations from the Portuguese and well-travelled among you of places to eat or dishes to order that don't contain anything that will kill me (finned fish, crustaceans, molluscs). Appreciate the fish allergy is a pain in Portugual lol

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  BBC news might want to get someone to moderate the automated headline feed because they put this up literally seconds before the comms blackout and it gave me a heart attack

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  On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

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  Thatcher status: still dead

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  When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be completely out of contact for 40 minutes. What's the single funniest (yet feasible) thing they could do when they get back in touch?

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  "waah waaah mastodon is slow and glitchy sometimes, how can you bear it" bitch I grew up with dial up. I scrolled endlessly through the hampster dance, half the jpegs broken. I spent an hour looking for and downloading a simple mp3. I waited my 54 minutes to continue watching a ropey stream of true blood with unsynced audio. I still use tumblr. you are like tiny baby

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  The act of trolling I'm probably proudest of in my entire digital life was the time a prominent MRA kept leaving replies on my blog. Every comment was misogynistic and also flogging his book. I'd approve them, but only after quietly editing the title of his books to "I done a poo in my pants". It took him absolutely months to notice.

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  Akanthou FC have the best badge imaginable, your team could never

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  British leftists: UNA matina [mumble mumble mumble] o Bella CIAO! Bella CIAO! Bella CIAO CIAO CIAO una matina [loses interest]

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  Traditional ides of march dinner