Srol
srol@mellified.men
<p>A journalist in NYC. Also a goat. He/him or they/them (no preference)</p><p>I post a lot about improv, Star Trek, furry stuff and trying to be more comfortable with who I am.</p><p>If you want to follow me, please have at least a profile pic, a bio and some toots first. If your account is completely blank, I probably will block you as a precaution.</p>
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I've been trying to describe the rivalry I've developed with someone in my Big Walk squad in a way that doesn't sound romantic, and it's a little worrying I've failed like 5 times so far.
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Today the Big Walk crew takes on .... Peak
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To the screw in my coffee grinder that I have to take out to clean it that never reminds me it a special screw that goes lefty tighty righty loosy: fuck off
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I've had to check multiple times that this isn't the bee lady movie again. #monsterdon
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Have I? #monsterdon #monsterdon3
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"Well, we've done it, we've successfully created a robot that destroys toilets. Just grinds them down into porcelain dust. They said I couldn't be done but we did it." "I asked you to fix my Wi-Fi."
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That was an immense amount of socializing and on a day I also worked a full shift. Ready for a Sunday with nothing scheduled other than some more Big Walk and #monsterdon2
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What is The Stuff going to turn out to be? #monsterdon
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Lol, right in the mouth. #monsterdon
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New 5 Hour Energy Clear flavor #Monsterdon
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It always seems weird when flying saucers show up in futuristic settings. They feel very of a period and that period is the 1950s #Monsterdon
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If this random YouTube video that purports to be the full movie of Star Odyssey is what it says it is, then I will be able to join in tonight from my hotel room! #monsterdon
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Ummm
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The way I've been playing Death Stranding, I don't advance the story until I've built every road it's possible to build. But some of the new ones are so expensive, I've drained so much of my resources and I still don't have enough. I think I'm just gonna have to move the story on.
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Me to my cab driver: Hey pal, could you take the West Side Highway? #monsterdon is in 25 minutes.
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I take TWO WEEKS OFF of #monsterdon and the movie is called SOLARBABIES, the movie Mel Brooks personally paid $15 million to have made? Is it my birthday? #monsterdon
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I've never been to Katz's and I'm not really even 100% on what pastrami is.
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Aww dang, I hate to miss an Edward James Olmos flick, but I have a prior commitment this weekend and will miss #monsterdon
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What are you more scared of? #monsterdon
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*reads the Tubi description* Oh, Rural Teens is in this one? #monsterdon
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Okay, that movie was terrible, and I didn't like it, and it was bad and loathsome. But. BUT. I kinda had a good time hating it. #monsterdon
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Oh dang, tonight's #monsterdon film had a @theflophouse@mastodon.social episode. I remember it because it was right around the time I started listening to The Flophouse after they hosted the Cats (2019) screening at the Alamo Drafthouse. As I recall, Eliott rated it as a "movie I kinda like," while Stuart and Dan rated it as a "good bad movie"
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Remember earlier when I said I liked how this movie was showing and not telling. What the fuck do I know? #monsterdon
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Based on the relevance last week's film had to its title, this is gonna be about a Tennessee taco truck. #monsterdon
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In case you don't have the subtitles on, this is God talking. #monsterdon
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Taking a Golden Idol break to #monsterdon
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I was wondering why all the bars were so packed on my walk home and then remembered: baskerbol
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As someone who writes headlines for a living it's good to see a pro at the top of their game.
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Something I didn&#39;t think I&#39;d say in 2026, I&#39;m really excited about the new Ghost in the Shell. I absolutely adore this retro style they&#39;re using! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedJOylFOtg
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Let Yongarry sleep! His skin smells old! #monsterdon